A Biblical Retelling

Elisha left that place and went to Bethel. On his way, a group of kids came out of the city, and started mocking him. "Look at this nigga wearin' a cape. He think he Elijah or some shit. Nigga, you one bald motherfucker, huh? Hey! You ain't shit!"

Elisha turned and looked at them. "What the FUCK did you just say? You done fucked with the wrong nigga, homes. O LORD, set these bitches straight."

Presently two bears came out of the woods and began to maul the kids. "Shit man, those some motherfuckin bears!" In all, forty-two of them were mauled. After this Elisha went to Mount Carmel, and then returned to Samaria.

Band and Album Name Repository, Part 1

Non-Political

• The Maintenance Man Conspiracy
• The Perverted Bureaucrat Killers
• Post Rock Ergo Propter Rock
• Road Trip For America

Political

• SOCIALISM!
• The George Soros Experience
• The Notorious A.C.O.R.N.
• The Notorious Z.O.G.
• George W. Bush: He Is A Bad President
• Slick Willy taken
• PORCULUS
• Malaise taken
• B. HUSSEIN OBAMA
• Joe The Plumber
• The Military-Industrial Complex
• [REDACTED]
• Humanity Hanging From A Cross Of Iron
• Islamic Cryptomusicianship