11.12.11

Baby Name Statistics, Part 4

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Contrary to popular belief, racism is far from dead in America. Bertrand & Mullainathan (2004) conducted an experiment on the effects of "African-American" names versus "white" names on employer callbacks from sent-out resumes. In total, 5000 resumes were sent out for 1300 positions in Boston and Chicago for jobs in administrative support. Their findings are summarized below.
  1. African-American resumes yielded one callback every 15 resumes (6.45%), compared to one callback for every 10 white resumes (9.65%). This overall difference of 3.2% is significant for a p-value of <0.0001.
  2. High quality white resumes yielded a larger increase in rate of callbacks (27% more) over low quality white resumes than was the case for African-American resumes (8%). These differences were present across all areas of employment, all types of employers, and both cities--with the exception of slightly less pronounced differences for employers in black neighborhoods in Chicago.
Resumes sent from addresses in higher-wealth or higher-educated neighborhoods also had a higher callback rate than resumes from other neighborhoods. More amusingly, Equal Opportunity Employers and federal contractors actually had higher racial gaps in callback than other types of employers. So much for the debilitating effects of affirmative action. Here is a relevant chart detailing the breakdown of callbacks by name used in the study:
 
People tend to react more favorably in personal interaction with people who share their name. It is possible this difference (if it is not due to random chance) is due to the person reviewing the resumes sharing the names of the applicants. I would compare the data for baby names to this list, but without knowing the ages of said resume reviewers, it would be hard to draw any good conclusions. Nevertheless, this explanation would be a pleasantly non-institutionalized racist situation--so it's probably not the case.

On the other hand, Steven Levitt of Freakanomics fame co-authored a journal article where he concluded, among other things, that "Black names provide a useful signal to employers about labor market productivity after controlling for information on the resume" (Fryer, Jr. and Levitt, 2004) (translation: blacks are lazy and shiftless (fuck him)). To be less pointed, the paper is emblematic of the fetishization of the mean that is so common in American discourse. The fact that people, for instance, with the name "Shakira" are likely to have lower socioeconomic indicators or labor market productivity tells you absolutely nothing, unless:
  1. You plan to hire a lot (say, thousands) of people named Shakira, and you hire them in a way that these Shakiras are representative of the population of Shakiras in the U.S., both in their collective descriptive statistics and in the distributions all of these different indicators
  2. You know the distributions of said indicators (all of them) have very, very, very low variance
Both conditions are utterly laughable: the first, self-evidently; the second would never be the case for the process that generates adult human beings, or any process that has any non-trivial level of randomness. In any event, nobody has these data, it would be a huge pain in the ass to compile them, and on balance, it's ridiculous to think that such a detailed analysis of the underlying distributions would be successful enough to give someone enough confidence to make a judgment in the case of one name--let alone any significant number of them. Also, this paper uses a set of names exclusively from California; and no, the authors never bothered to show that California is a representative sample of the population of the United States on all of the variables they used, especially over the time period (1961-2000) that they considered; and no, it probably (definitely) isn't.

Now that we've finished all four parts of this series, I can sum up everything that I've discussed in a few bullet points. To wit:
  • Don't give your kid a unique/weird name. People are, at best, indifferent; if you feel the need to give your kid a unique name, you should give them one that "connotes pleasant and/or dominant qualities." That's hard to get right, so you might as well not bother.
  • Don't give your kid a name associated with black culture. People really don't like those; everyone, including you and me, is at least a little racist against somebody (some, of course, more than others). And over a lifetime, that adds up.
  • Do give your kid a historically popular name--a Biblical, Latinized, or Roman-derived name. In effect, you're future-proofing your kid's name. It will not in any circumstance hurt them and it may have a bunch of positive effects during their development into adults, as well as on their interactions with others.
  • Steven Levitt is either intellectually lazy or he doesn't know shit about probability/statistics.
However, it is entirely possible that these bullet points will avail any prospective parent not. Kids are mean assholes, and they can and will make fun of anybody for any reason. Or maybe your kid just ends up an idiot or a jackass because of your shitty genes. So, the first and last rule of naming your child should be analogous to the first rule of ergonomics:
  • If the name sounds good, go with it. This is a function of cadence, alliteration, how adjacent phonemes flow together, etc. I should stress that unless you have a unique appreciation for these things, or a poetical bent, you should only follow this rule after applying the others. Examples: Chadwick Gandall, Barkevious Mingo, Bourbon Bondurant.

WORKS CITED
Bertrand, M., & Mullainathan, S. (2004). Are Emily and Greg more employable than Lakisha and Jamal? A field experiment on labor market discrimination. The American Economic Review, 94(4), 991-1013.
Fryer, Jr., R., & Levitt, S. (2004). The causes and consequences of distinctively black names. The Quarterly Journal of Economics, 119(3), 767-805.

Commentaries on the 2011 NFL Season, Volume One


  • If Tim Tebow were particularly svelte, he would be called Trim Tebow.
  • If Tim Tebow's knee had a name, it would be Tim's Kneebow.
  • If Tim Tebow were from Texas, his nickname would be T-Bone.
  • If Tim Tebow were doing really well on Nuketown, you might call it the Tim Tebown Zone.
  • If Tim Tebow were an expression used by Calcutta street orphans, he would be called Sim Sim Salatim Tebow.
  • If Tim Tebow were a tree, he would be called Tim Treebow.
  • If Tim Tebow were a French tree, he would be called Timothée L'arbrebeau.

28.11.11

NFL All-Pro All-Time All-Name Team

c.j. ah you
jojuan armour
adrian awasom
romeo bandison
ramses barden
ephesians bartley
del bjork
h.b. blades
bourbon bondurant
hezekiah braxton
lamont brightful
ted buffalo
ivan caesar
tommy casanova
byron chamberlain
stalin colinet
carlester crumpler
kirby dar dar
shockmain davis
waldo emerson don carlos
omar easy
reggie germany
african nigeria grant
greyson gunheim
montario hardesty
madison hedgecock
hessley hempstead
harlan huckleby
ligarius jennings
winston justice
fulton kuykendall
burton lawless
lazarius levingston
ted lonewolf
century milstead
wonderful monds jr.
earthwind moreland
armand niccolai
cyril obiozor
monsanto pope
pierson prioleau
volney quinlan jr.
moses regular
freeman rexer
buster rhymes
reston ridlehuber
durwood roquemore
raleigh roundtree
frostee rucker
webster slaughter
armegis spearman
syndric steptoe
mack strong
quan sturdivant
john baptiste thunder
r-kal truluck
demarcus van dyke
colston weatherington
stylez g. white

NFL All-Time All-Name Team, A-G

karim abdul-jabbar
fred acorn
titus adams
c.j. ah you
seyi ajirotutu
vannie albanese
grady alderman
derrick alexander
mister alexander
rufus alexander
charles ali
cortez allen
john ambrose
prince amukamara
colt anderson
hunk anderson
plato andros
sig andrusking
zenon andrusyshyn
houston antwine
jojuan armour
harvey armstrong
nnamdi asomugha
baraka atkins
dowe aughtman
sky august
chalmers ault
miles austin
sisto averno
adrian awasom
red badgro
mike baldassin
karl baldischwiler
romeo bandison
tully banta-cain
ramses barden
roosevelt barnes
napoleon barrel
ephesians bartley
fritz barzilauskas
reds bassman
baron batch
bibbles bawel
reaves baysinger
zane beadles
bubba bean
bill bell
rolf benirschke
ben bennett
martellus bennett
lecharles bentley
adolph bieberstein
jonathan bilbo
del bjork
james r. black
stub blackman
h.b. blades
forrest blue
adam bob
e. bobadash
hubert bobo
ping bodie
bourbon bondurant
cloyce box
hezekiah braxton
ray bray
rod breedlove
lamont brightful
max broadhurst
nehemiah broughton
mkristo bruce
ted buffalo
plaxico burress
jermon bushrod
dick butkus
jerametrius butler
butler by'not'e
shawn byrdsong
augie cabrinha
ivan caesar
tiny cahoon
duke calhoun
jorrick calvin
bruce campbell
larry canada
trung canidate
john cannon
selvish capers
dick capp
harland carl
carl carr
bird carroll
johndale carty
tommy casanova
aveion cason
royal cathcart
jehu caulcrick
byron chamberlain
thornton chandler
jamaal charles
gosder cherilus
garrett chisolm
tashard choice
darius clark
dextor clinkscale
stalin colinet
marques colston
ogden compton
dutch connorr
zuehl conoly
j.r. conrad
irv constantine
king corcoran
lou cordileone
al cornsweet
zed coston
jerricho cotchery
jimbo covert
damien covington
delbert cowsette
hilton crawford
milan creighton
shadwick criss
mason crosby
carlester crumpler
jermelle cudjo
quinton culberson
ziggy czarobski
weston dacus
slats dalrymple
moxie dalton
oakley dalton
maury damkroger
boley dancewicz
eldon danenhauer
woodrow dantzler
kirby dar dar
chartric darby
marcell dareus
norbert davidds-garrido
preston davis
shockmain davis
julius dawkins
eagle day
dick deer slayer
spiro dellerba
richard dent
versil deskin
david diaz-infante
hanford dixon
dinger doane
waldo don carlos
leger douzable
cornelius dozier
reuben droughns
elbert dubenion
demetrious dubose
vlad ducasse
moon ducote
dukes duford
jug earp
omar easy
adimchinobe echemandu
dolph eckstein
eddie edwards
ebenezer ekuban
jimbo elrod
liam ezekiel
dick falcon
dick farman
duke ferguson
jermichael finley
cortland finnegan
freeman fitzgerald
zeron flemister
elliott fortune
mason foster
cleveland franklin
solomon freelon
sherwood fries
roman gabriel
milt gantenbein
pierre garcon
thane gash
ben gay
kabeer gbaja-biamila
byron gentry
sampson genus
reggie germany
vernon gholston
thaddeus gibson
wallace gilberry
walker gillette
nesby glasgow
junior glymph
archie golembeski
royce goodbread
owen goodnight
preston gothard
african nigeria grant
benjarvus green-ellis
l.c. greenwood
visco grgich
cornelius griffin
paul gruber
george gulyanics
greyson gunheim

NFL All-Time All-Name Team, H-Z

max hall
malcolm hamilton
parys haralson
montario hardesty
carlton haselrig
mercury hayes
madison hedgecock
hessley hempstead
othello henderson
lonzell hill
nate hobgood-chittick
liffort hobley
carlyle holiday
fair hooker
al hoptowit
harlan huckleby
weldon humble
cletidus hunt
tut imlay
richie incognito
darwin ireland
roland jackson
jeff jaeger
erasmus james
garland jean-batiste
a.j. jefferson
cullen jenkins
ligarius jennings
billy joe
gartrell johnson
taiwan jones
cameron jordan
wagner jorgensen
linval joseph
saxon judd
rubin juster
winston justice
mike kafka
carl kane
muadianvita kazadi
malcolm kelly
cortez kennedy
crawford ker
max kielbasa
jerome king
marcus knight
fulton kuykendall
zvonimir kvaternik
porter lainhart
carnell lake
burton lawless
paul leatherman
milton leathers
oudious lee
emarlos leroy
zebbie lethridge
lazarius levingston
ted lonewolf
joe don looney
lance louis
randy love
marshawn lynch
alex mack
earsell mackbee
malaefou mackenzie
lloyd madden
jack manley
brison manor
saladin martin
russell maryland
mohamed massaquoi
forrest masterson
byron maxwell
trumaine mcbride
napoleon mccallum
quintus mcdonald
stockar mcdougle
leodis mckelvin
r.w. mcquarters
natrone means
zoltan mesko
bronzell miller
century milstead
dwayne missouri
wonderful monds jr.
joe montana
max montoya
gonzalo morales
earthwind moreland
vernand morency
jack morlock
roddrick muckelroy
mustafah muhammad
captain munnerlyn
o.j. murdock
legedu naanee
peaches nadolney
browning nagle
bronislaw "bronko" nagurski
hannibal navies
renaldo nehemiah
drake nevis
armand niccolai
hamilton nichols
hardy nickerson
slade norris
jerious norwood
cyril obiozor
chad ochocinco
steve octavien
adewale ogunleye
igor olshansky
babatunde oshinowo
bubba parris
spencer paysinger
perry phenix
cleveland pinkney
reggie pleasant
monsanto pope
carlton powell
andre president
pierson prioleau
volney "skeet" quinlan jr.
raymond radway
norbert raemer
mistral raymond
montae reagor
jamaica rector
jarvis redwine
lucien reeberg
moses regular
pug rentner
konrad reuland
freeman rexer
darius reynaud
buster rhymes
simeon rice
gloster richardson
louis riddick
houston ridge
reston ridlehuber
constantin ritzmann
mirro roder
jacquizz rodgers
greg romeus
durwood roquemore
raleigh roundtree
mazio royster
frostee rucker
council rudolph
jimmy saddler-mcqueen
p.k. sam
garrison sanborn
lucius sanford
broderick sargent
stillwell saunooke
orlando scandrick
zud schammel
jonas seawright
siddeeq shabazz
stanley shakespeare
rhoten shetley
darrell shropshire
orville siegfried
sealver siliga
webster slaughter
armegis spearman
scott stankavage
montavious stanley
markus steele
syndric steptoe
mack strong
quan sturdivant
ndamukong suh
harland svare
sam sword
stevenson sylvester
golden tate
lawrence taylor
galand thaxton
jabbar threats
willie thrower
baptiste thunder
clayton tonnemaker
charlie toogood
flavio tosi
zollie toth
r-kal truluck
chalmers tschappat
toussaint tyler
dick tyson
kenechi udeze
ebert van buren
demarcus van dyke
skip vanderbundt
winston venable
alterraun verner
theophile viltz
carl wafer
harmon wages
cameron wake
kerwin waldroup
tex warrington
colston weatherington
carl weathers
elnardo webster
tom wham
creston whitaker
stylez g. white
marcellus wiley
muhammad wilkerson
tydus winans
terrence wisdom
dick wood
john woodcock
jahi word-daniels
vince workman
mansfield wrotto
frank youngfleish
godfrey zaunbrecher
vic zucco

27.4.11

Zizek on Proverbs

The tautological emptiness of a Master's Wisdom is exemplified in the inherent stupidity of proverbs. Let us engage in a mental experiment by way of trying to construct proverbial wisdom out of the relationship between terrestrial life, its pleasures, and its Beyond. If ones says, "Forget about the afterlife, about the Elsewhere, seize the day, enjoy life fully here and now, it's the only life you've got!" it sounds deep. If one says exactly the opposite ("Do not get trapped in the illusory and vain pleasures of earthly life; money, power, and passions are all destined to vanish into thin air - think about eternity!"), it also sounds deep. If one combines the two sides ("Bring Eternity into your everyday life, live your life on this earth as if it is already permeated by Eternity!"), we get another profound thought. Needless to add, the same goes for it's inversion: "Do not try in vain to bring together Eternity and your terrestrial life, accept humbly that you are forever split between Heaven and Earth!" If, finally, one simply gets perplexed by all these reversals and claims: "Life is an enigma, do not try to penetrate its secrets, accept the beauty of its unfathomable mystery!" the result is, again, no less profound than its reversal: "Do not allow yourself to be distracted by false mysteries that just dissimulate the fact that, ultimately, life is very simple - it is what it is, it is simply here without reason and rhyme!" Needless to add that, by uniting mystery and simplicity, one again obtains a wisdom: "The ultimate, unfathomable mystery of life resides in its very simplicity, in the simple fact that there is life."

3.3.11

English in Europe, Part 2

Someone told me to "have a nice trip." A French fellow declared that the phrase was about the only English he knew, so I informed him and a couple of other people about the lovely joke which continues "see you next fall!" They didn't understand so I demonstrated the other meaning of the word "trip," but I forgot to mention that "fall" also means the season which they know as l'automne. Maybe someday they'll learn the full implications.

19.1.11

English In Europe

In Clermont-Ferrand, I taught a jeune fille française how to say "Converse All-Stars" properly ("Chucks"). She pronounced it "choohs." Then I taught a drunk fellow at the bus stop how to say "hot bitches" ("ot beeshuh"), where he previously thought it was "fiery bitches." And in Amsterdam I heard a Dutch guy on the street recount a story to his friends: "I said, 'excuse me, pardner. I believe you have got glühwein on your Levis.'"

10.1.11

circle for dummies



Note that the cello note in the penultimate chord is a nonchord tone: it is a B but it should be an A, like at the beginning of the next measure. It resolves nicely upward in stepwise motion as part of the overall progression (observe the chords on the three consecutive beats starting with that one). Something similar happens at the end of the first phrase, with the viola starting on a chord tone (G) moving to a nonchord tone (A) that happens to be a chord tone in the next chord in the progression. This type of nonchord tone is called an anticipation. The next chord doesn't appear on the following beat because tension is nice.

Since you're reading the For Dummies version, the actual movement in the root of the chord is not obvious to you, so I've added a part explicitly marking it and highlighted where the root appears for each chord:



The viola has the root a lot because violas are great and should therefore have the most important part.

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Excerpt from a work for string quartet. Quaver = 170, or a like a leisurely Viennese waltz.