Brett Favre who was Gordon Favres brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that linemen and linebackers were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
Brett Favre got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office football pads. Brett Favre got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full time consequences" so he had to go.
Brett Favre ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no cornerbacks around because he ddint have football.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Brett Favres quest to help his brother where he was. Brett Favre looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
Brett Favre was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when Brett Favre went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here Brett Favre saw the first linebacker because the cop was posessed and had coked up.
"I cant give you my lisense linebacker" Brett Favre said
"Why not?" said the coked up linebacker back to Brett Favre.
"Because you are coked up linebacker" so Brett Favre shot the linebacker in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
Brett Favre had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. Brett Favre looked at road signs and saw "Soldier Field" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so Brett Favre almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
Brett Favre drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some coked up linebackers infront of Brett Favre. Brett Favre smiled and walked fast. Brett Favre then looked on the ground and found football so he pickd it up and fired fast at coked up safeties in front of a house.
Brett Favre said "Coked up safeties leave this place" and the coked up safeties said "but this is our house" and Brett Favre felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were coked up safeties so he blew up the house and killed the coked up safeties so they were at piece.
Then Brett Favre herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Soldier Field was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from coke.
When Brett Favre got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Favre fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "Brett Favre! Over here!" so Brett Favre went there to where Gordon Favre was fighting. Brett Favre fired his football from teh "gun" really fast and the football went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Favre said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. Brett Favre said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Favre said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because Brett Favre yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Favre looked up and said "NOO! Brett Favre run out of here fast as you can!" and Brett Favre walked real fast out.
Brett Favre loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" Brett Favre yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
/*Adapted without permission from a story by squirrelking
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