Commentaries on the 2011 NFL Season, Volume One

• If Tim Tebow were particularly svelte, he would be called Trim Tebow.
• If Tim Tebow's knee had a name, it would be Tim's Kneebow.
• If Tim Tebow were from Texas, his nickname would be T-Bone.
• If Tim Tebow were doing really well on Nuketown, you might call it the Tim Tebown Zone.
• If Tim Tebow were an expression used by Calcutta street orphans, he would be called Sim Sim Salatim Tebow.
• If Tim Tebow were a tree, he would be called Tim Treebow.
• If Tim Tebow were a French tree, he would be called Timothée L'arbrebeau.